It’s going to take me a few more days to whip my Grand Canyon photos into shape so that I can give you a long, blathering recap with pretty pictures interspersed. So for now, let me whine tell you about what we’ll call Day 2.5 of our trip, the part we spent in Tusayan, between about midnight and 11 am on Day 3.
So, for the record, it is my official opinion that the best place to stay when visiting the Grand Canyon is in one of the Grand Canyon Lodges, right along the South Rim. Next time, I have my sights set on El Tovar, which opened in 1905 (!) and has hosted the likes of Theodore Roosevelt and Albert Einstein. It’s a couple hundred dollars a night at El Tovar…for a queen room with a terrace overlooking the canyon.
Of course, staying at El Tovar or any of the other lodges requires advance booking, so the last-minute, barely-a-week-in-advance planning precluded us staying there. In fact, it precluded us staying at most places in the vicinity of the Grand Canyon. Tusayan is the other usual place to stay close to the canyon; it’s close to the park’s south entrance, and features a strip of hotels and other tourist trappings. There was only one hotel in Tusayan that seemed to have rooms left: The Grand Hotel Tusayan. Even with a AAA discount, it was more expensive than the canyon-view rooms in El Tovar; it was also twice as much as the next-most-expensive hotel we stayed in, and three times as much as our suite two blocks from the strip in Vegas. But I wanted to be able to get to the park for sunrise without getting up at 3am, so I booked the Grand Hotel with the thought that sunrise over the Grand Canyon would be worth it. And then, since it was already obscenely expensive, I paid the extra $20 for a room with a balcony.
Well.
As we pulled into the Grand Hotel at 1am, after driving over 400 miles, I announced that I was no longer willing to get up at 5am or 6am or any other time prior to sunrise in order to get to the canyon after all. Instead, I declared, we would get our money’s worth from the hotel by sleeping in and enjoying its many amenities. Swimming! Lounging on the balcony! Tiny bottles of shampoo and conditioner!
Well.
Note for the Grand Hotel, Tusayan:
Please observe the following picture, from Merriam-Webster’s dictionary, of a balcony:

Our “balcony,” on the other hand, was on the ground floor and separated from the asphalt of the parking lot by only a small strip of grass and some sort of fake rock structure. Not. A. Balcony.
The rest of the $255 stay at the Grand Hotel featured a lot of sleeping, no breakfast included in the room, no breakfast for under $10, and a used washcloth left by some previous occupant hung over the shower curtain rod. The room itself was nice, and it didn’t take us long to get into the Grand Canyon, but somehow the 20 extra dollars for the non-balcony with the non-scenic view was the dealbreaker.